If you're reading this,
you're probably a Tourist.
You booked some time off,
you bought the plane tickets, and
now you're looking for a place to stay.
You're thinking:
Why would I want to stay at a place
that's calling me a f*cking tourist ?
Good question:
It's because you are a f*cking tourist.
We know you. And we know Lisbon
better than anyone else.
Ready to meet the city?
LISBON
Portugal may be small, but Lisbon is big. It’s a city with an endless history and endless possibilities. That’s why it’s the place to be. Every year, thousands of tourists visit our capital, take pictures of our monuments, get tanned at our beaches and get absolutely wasted at our bars.
The question is: what kind of tourist are you going to be?
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